Welcome to "Recession, Recession, Recession" a new show hosted by your intrepid presenters Tony Blair and Gordon Brown. Together they show how you can blow your country's tax quickly on inefficient public services to give the impression of a healthy economy. Creating a massive hole in the financial system which simultaneously leads to an increased rich/poor divide and a situation where people cannot afford to get onto the property ladder where the jobs actually are enabling a final strangulation of capitalism (no bad thing some may say).
Watch with amazement as the team run around saying everything is fine, gasp as they bid for a third series whilst fending off the impending doom, and finally groan when they blame the inevitable on the global economy, terrorism, and the recent Asian tsunami.
