Poetry: June 2003 Archives

Another random find on the 'net (unattributed)

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh, "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

I am pleased to report that Oxygen Television has started producing a new 30 minute weekly tv show for cats called Meow TV.

This features such marvels as clips of squirrels and fish, a cat home shopping network, a cat yoga slot and the reason I posted this: "Cat Haikus".

My litter box is full
Someone around here doesn't have hands
Do you know what I mean?

[ Found in the print edition of the Independent ]