I ate in the morning when the cheese was young
I ate all the Feta and the Brie de Melun
I came down from stilton and I shat on the earth
At Ongarsville I had my birth!
Cheese, Cheese, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Monkeys and Brie
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the Cheese, said he
There was Tafi for the apes and a chimpanzee
They wouldn't eat, they wouldn't follow me
There was Rahm for my monkeymen Gaz and Jon
They came with me so the cheese went on
Cheese, Cheese, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Monkeys and Brie
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the Cheese, said he
I aped on the Sabbath and they said I was lame
The monkey-like people said it was a shame
They ripped, they stripped, they hung me high
Left me there in Ongar - my monkey and I
Cheese, Cheese, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Monkeys and Brie
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the Cheese, said he
I aped on a Friday when the Toma turned black
It's hard to make cheese with the monkey on your back
They buried my Gorbea, they thought I was gone
But I am the Ape, and the cheese goes on
Cheese, Cheese, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Monkeys and Brie
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the Cheese, said he
They cut my cheese and I leapt up high
I am the Ape that will never, never die!
I'll live in you if you'll live in me
I am the Lord of the Cheese, said he
Cheese, Cheese, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the Monkeys and Brie
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the Cheese, said he.
