Humour: July 2003 Archives

The Mind Game Olympics

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Love hate marathon
The contestants pretend to hate each other while secretly being in love. This should last for a few months, by which time they actually do begin to hate each other.

Hint and allegation decathalon
10 simple things to wind up the monkey. Includes such classics as: The Rumour spread; 'they're in for the high jump!' and finishing with the '100 metre dash away from victim'.

Free form insultathon
It speaks for itself (though you need to do this online with a fake persona).

Back-stabbing javelin throw
Try to back stab your collegue from a distance- preferably out of site and hearing.

And the final event will be:
the 'we know where you live - walking behind you slowly' race...

So there I was minding my own business today by the river at lunchtime when who should be whisked past in a punt but the Ace of Spades himself... Mr Saddam Hussein.... Apologies for the blurry picture, it was taken hastily.

I have just discovered that the kid pictured on practically every issue of Mad Magazine is none other than Alfred E. Neuman.

Was I the only person on the planet that didn't know that?

Anyway, as a treat, here is Alfred with his rendition of "It's a Gas"