It is with much relief that we waved goodbye to Mr Ongar at the weekend. He is beginning his trek to Nifland with his excessive freight of MONKEYS AND CHEESE. He graciously allowed us to take a soundbite from his hilariously performed monologue entitled "Monkey on My Back" graciously applauded by all the brainwashed chimps who have been carefully cultivated over many years.
We are pleased to report that his absence from Nofear HQ is already missed. The sound of constant coughing and complaining about the English way of life is a distant memory now and we are ready, as Mr O was, to move on in search of great things.
We'll miss your backstabbing complaints about people and constant advice on how to improve the world for your own benefit!
An era has ended. Amen!
God save the monkeys and the cheese!