Listening last Sunday (the 15th) to Andy Kershaw on Radio 3 I was entertained, and surprised to hear a ditty by Robyn Hitchcock. It was called "Cheese Alarm", from the album "Jewels for Sophia". I was disappointed to see that it's been out since 1999 - and is getting difficult to get hold of!
Why couldn't someone have pointed this out before now? Why? Why? Why????
you sir, need to borrow your good lady wife's apple mac, and use itunes. It's available in the itunes store, along with another 180 songs with cheese somewhere in the name.