(A bit of tasteless humour anyone?)
Dear Katrina,
Thanks for turning up to my housewarming last week. Having you around was really a blast. I think I drank too much though and I felt dehydrated for a few days afterwards. I'm glad Al Nino turned up this time, unlike last year, when he failed to make an appearance. He's a funny guy and can really bring the house down!
Unlike that couple from up North, can't remember their name, I think it was George and Laura? They left in a hurry and I hadn't heard anything from them in five days. Then, they suddenly called me last Friday and asked if they could stay for a few days while they were down in the region. How rude! I told them, "over my dead bodies!"
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