In a curious twist the rapper/producer Puff Daddy Combs, has announced his latest name change. Our spies on the entertainment circuits told us that Puffy said in a press conference:
I've changed my name several times now, a bit like Coca Cola tried to become Coke for a while and Prince became squiggle when he became upset with his recording contract. I'm changing my name in support of the growing number of travellers in Europe, people without borders, who deserve the same protection as any other minority group should in a civilised and equal society. From now all references to me either verbal or printed should call me "Diddy".
The announcement was greeted with rapturous applause from the press, later Diddy announced that his right hand men would also be changing their names to Pikey and Gypo respectively.
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