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Here we see the sort of unethical work than be carried out in such "cheese laboratories". Dr Wong is attempting to create intelligent cheese that will tell its owner when it has matured just enough to be stinky without causing any intestinal irritation.

On the special paper we see a drug cartel's first attempt of mixing cocaine with cheese to enable easy smuggling. Not very convincing is it?

Cheese abuse. Unfortunately cheese can often be mistreated when in the hands of disrespectful types, students, members of the clergy etc...

This hideous creation occurred when a cheese researcher tried to blend a soft cheese with a harder cheese. The result was catastrophic as can be observed. Apparently the cheese itself was quite palatable and tasted of chicken.

Unfortunately corporations who employ cheese scientists often insist upon quite unfair working practices. Here we see a labourer stripped to the waist to try to disuade them from stealing the precious creation and selling it to one of the many cheese fetish groups that exist.

Cheese as fashion. No, I don't think so...

Now we enter the disturbing world of cheese vivisection. Special cheese knives are used in a
semi-scientific, semi-satanic ritual involving a 'chopping board' (sometimes called an altar) and the special cheese pairers.

This leads to the cheese rights activists. The photo shows the founding wedge of cheddar who started the very successful movement.

"Free the cheese!", shout the cheese rights activists as they free another round of brie down a lush hillside. Never shall our cheese be treated Inhumanely again.