The Great Stuckist Debate

Yesterday afternoon after a particularly heavy sesh the night before the artist woke to find he had a new mail from one of his old Stuckist associates and mucker Gary Braker-Johnston (from the "Fitzwilliam Massive"). Here is the corresponding dialog�

From: Braker-Johnston gjb35@cam.ac.uk Subject: IMPOSTERS!!! Date: 01 July 2003 11:35 +0100

Oi ! we thought we were the Cambridge STUCKISTS !

signed

JONNY 2 BEERS
GAZ-MA-TAZZ

--On 01 July 2003, 12:59 +0100 dudaiyan@nofear.org wrote:

Ahh... Gary ... so nice to hear from you. But you're a photographer? Stuckism is about painting, sculpture � the real art� not the nonsense you produce (photos of cheese! � my arse).

Quoting " Braker-Johnston " :

No my man, it's about love and death, speed, ecstasy madness, music, peace, flowers, piss-poor poetry...probably.

What then, in thy mind, didst thou have?

Bring on your puny drugs !

P.S. How did you know my name? Have we met?

--On 01 July 2003, 15:02 +0100 dudaiyan@nofear.org wrote:

Yep... one of those summery hazy nights last year at the Rosicrucian neophyte party ... you were high on mescalin and were telling us about your photography and your days at Middlesex... or something like that...
... You gave us your email address on a used banana skin I seem to remember...

hmm..

Quoting "Braker-Johnston" :

Oh fuck me yes YES!. I hope I wasn�t sick. I usually am. Haven't seen Matt for ages. I think he ran off to Cornwall when world war III started (twit). We should meet up again, I vaguely remember you...

Me and Jonny two-beers are going to see the Buffs on the 25th, why not come? Punting party this Fri also. meet at the Alma pub after 5 (it's where you can toss dice for the rounds HA HA). Where was that party? I think we must have crashed it.

--On 01 July 2003, 15:56 +0100 dudaiyan@nofear.org wrote:

"Where was that party? I think we must have crashed it......"

Oh come now Gary! On the lawn of some museum, I believe (the "Fitzwilliam"!? or something
like that -can't quite remember myself) - you worked there I believe, telling us how you'd like to bed Ms Hudson whilst the head boy Morris stood over and jizzed his load, or was that the friend you were with (all becomes blurry now).

Yes you were with your friend Mr O (the one who was into monkey sex).

Anyway, after you did some peyote, Mr O went on a bender � pissing on cars and the like... telling us how he'd like to ram some cheese up a Polak.

Hmm... But then again, it could all be the drugs playing havoc.

As for Friday - I'll be visiting my father in Daneland. Maybe back in a few weeks...

Catch you later!

The artist

Quoting " Braker-Johnston " : FITZWILLIAM MASSIVE RUN IVC SCUM JOHNY 2 BEERS!!!

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU ARE

--On 01 July 2003, 16:44 +0100 dudaiyan@nofear.org wrote:

IVC? .... what are you on about now Mr Johnston?

Quoting " Braker-Johnston " :

GET STUCK!!!!!

And that was the last we heard from him� looking forward to our next meeting sometime in the near future� no doubt.